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Bozone :: the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Beelzebug :: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Dopeler effect :: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

from Washington Post’s Style Invitational 2003