Sunday, June 04, 2006

spirited anti-perspirant

Mum have an anti-perspirant deodorant. It is called “Spirited.” It is coloured red (the colour of flames and fire and passion and Pentecost).


Tonight I will offer a benediction;
I will offer to make the sign of the cross,
on people’s hands,
using my Spirited deodorant.
I will invoke the Pentecost spirit,
the flame of love, to fire us afresh with healing hands.

Posted by steve at 05:06 PM

1 Comment

  1. and just how long have you been waiting to do this?

    i’ve often wondered how i could introduce some of my young people to deoderant, now I have a perfect fool-proof idea, unfortunately i could only use it once a year…

    Comment by darren — June 5, 2006 @ 1:53 pm

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